Archive for November, 2007

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The day the Internet broke

November 15, 2007

So I was working on the aforementioned Spy vs. Spy scenario and finally making some progress when all the sudden the dern Internet up and broke. Well, Pa and I hitched the mule to the wagon and rode into town. We bought us a new Internet and threw the old one away, so we’re all set there.

But seriously… as if I didn’t have enough else going on, Windows Update decided to hijack about 50 connections between one of my user’s PCs and the Windows Update service. And each connection was repeatedly trying to download about 43Gb of content. 50 x 43 = 2150Gb – that’s 2.15 terabytes. Yeah, my Internet connection is good and all, but not TERABYTE good. Come on, now.

Then, in the midst of all this fun, a nearby APC power unit blew out noisily. So look out all you electronics (ByTor, that includes you)… my fingers shoot lightning bolts or some such computer-killing stuff. Beware.

Oh, and the conference room projector decided it was fed up and stopped projecting stuff. Just before an interview and a client meeting. I had the projector sit on my couch and tell me its troubles, and now it is working again… but I suspect it harbors resentment. I’ll need to play a comedy DVD through the projector or something to raise its spirits.

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Spy vs. Spy

November 9, 2007

Today I dealt with a real Spy vs. Spy scenario…

In this corner: McAfee Security Center, preinstalled on a new PC

And in the opposing corner: McAfee Total Protection, a forced install on our business network

Who wins? No one!

Who loses? Me, of course! I lose hours of time, brain cells, sense and sensibility, and other items I’ll never get back. The two AVs were fighting each other, rather successfully I might add, until Vista (hah!) decided it was time for an update and grabbed some junk from MS. The person using this pc – trusty Nato – dutifully updated his pc, only to find that now the AVs could no longer bear the sight of each other.

Multiple uninstalls and installs later, we are at the same impass. But heck, I’ll just call tech support… should I call McAfee (the AV maker), or SonicWall (the firewall maker where our AV comes down from), or Microsoft (bite your tongue!)? Here’s what I predict each one will say: “you need to call (insert other guilty party here) instead…”

Which gets me back to Spy vs. Spy. Did you ever know which one was *supposed* to be the crowd favorite? I guess it was the white Spy, but that seems stereotypical, lame and potentially a bit racist. If I were to think that deeply about Spy vs. Spy.

Or, unless the enemy hasn’t studied his Agrippa.

Which I have!