Semantics

Dear SonicWall,

I really like your network and security appliances. Really. But seriously, dudes. Get a grip on your security service names. What is the deal with all these options?

• Client/Server Anti-Virus Suite
• Comprehensive Gateway Security Suite
• Gateway AV/Anti-Spyware/Intrusion Prevention/Application Firewall
• Enforced Client Anti-Virus and Anti-Spyware

I think they should all be bundled into the “SonicWall Comprehensive Client/Server Gateway Enforced Security Anti-Virus/Anti-Spyware/Intrusion Prevention/Application Firewall Suite Excelsior Edition Deluxe.”

Or just “Deluxe.” That sounds nice.