So I am trying to work with Maya. No, not the one that hangs out with Miguel. The 3D program.
I am working on a Quad-Core PC with a rockin’ video card… no Commodore 64 hooked up to a black and white tv… and half the time I load up Maya, I see nothing but white in the main window. Which makes it kinda hard to work. It sort of throws WYSIWYG out the window.
But I have thankfully figured out the reason why this happens. I was reminded of Sherlock Holmes’ statement that goes something like ‘when you have exhausted all other options, whatever remains is the truth, no matter how unlikely.’ That might have been Holmes. Or possibly Judge Judy. Anyway, this led me to the absolute certainty that
MY COMPUTER HAS A.I.
My computer’s name is “ByTor” – I am not the one that requires computers to have names, Microsoft is. So I named it something silly from my long-hair rock history. Anyway, ByTor knows when I actually want to DO SOMETHING and then it chooses to thwart me. Every single time I open Maya with the thought of just fiddling around, things work fine. But then, at that very moment I need to get something done, my artificially intelligent PC says 1000100101001001001001 which is sort of a sinister computer laugh, and it won’t let me do it.
I AM ON TO YOU, BYTOR.
